Facebook stalking... it's worse than ADD

Recently, I haven't been doing much, just the day to day perks of life - class, playing, and sleep (not really). Now, I know what you all are thinking, how can those 3 things take up 24 hours of a young college girl's life? Well, I thought the same thing. So I examined myself and the things I did subconsciously, and I found out throughout the week that I, Rebecca Hye Cho am a... Class B Facebook Stalker.

Urban Dictionary defines "Facebook Stalking" as:
A covert method of investigation using facebook. Good for discovering a wealth of information about people you don't actually know.

And surely enough, I know quite a bit of information about people, from enemies to friends to aquaintances to people I have never met in person before. You name a person, I can tell you if I have a common mutual friend with them - well maybe not but soon enough.

Now let's delve into the 3 classes I have made just now in facebook stalking.

There are 3 classes - A, B, and C

Class C is the occasional stalking of people on facebook. Not really reading into wall-to-walls or mutual friends but there is still a yearning to learn more - if only they didn't have a life.

Class B (me) is borderline "no life". It means that you know the wall to walls of most people (and try to instigate relationships), you know most of the new photo albums that come out, and of course you're in at least 4 of those "tag what i think my friends are" pictures.

Class A is a class that no one wants to be in. It means YOU are facebook and facebook is YOU.

Sigh, I need to get a life. Actually I have one I just need to start living it!